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This guy has the biggest balls

i just have one question to ask you son

did she say yes?


hell ye


goddammit sammy



Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that



In first period tomorrow like



i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole




Oh my God, guys. Why the hell did I not notice this before? Dean glances at the fucking wife after Cas asks what his issue is… Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to fly into the sun.

thanks for that piece of information I could’ve done without

Tom Hiddleston seen dressed in costume while filming scenes for the new horror movie ‘Crimson Peak’ in Toronto on April 16, 2014 (x)

Tom Hiddleston seen dressed in costume while filming scenes for the new horror movie ‘Crimson Peak’ in Toronto on April 16, 2014 (x)

Anonymous asked: 1, 5, 7, 13, 33, 42, 67, 92, 111

1:Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
The real question is what am I NOT confused about right now. Honestly, I don’t know. I think I’m like any person about to graduate college. Confused about myself in almost every aspect.

5:What were you doing at 11PM last night?
I think I was asleep actually. I was watching Click on Netflix but I got bored with it.

7:What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?
That sort of happened to me? I cried a lot, obviously. My friends told me he was a piece of shit and I slowly got over him.

13:What time do you go to bed?
I try to before midnight. Somewhere between 12-2 AM.

33:Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

Well, he kissed me but whatever. Same difference.

42:Are you available?
Psh, I’ve been single for years. Idk about available. I don’t really make myself available for a relationship. I would have to pencil him in between editing lab and dinner. Maybe after college is over I’ll actually be available.

67:Do you curse around your parents?
Constantly. My mom hates it.

92:Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
Hah. Well, I don’t really get guys lining up to date me so I guess I would have to go with monogamous but idk. I guess, if I had selection, I would go on dates with multiple guys?

111:Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
Hah. No clue but I bet it wont be for awhile. My dry periods in romance/sexual relationships are like the damn desert.